Monday, May 5, 2014

Shingeki no Gravity Falls - Part Three


Everyone sat on the floor of the twin’s room, trying to figure out how to reopen the portal back to the Attack on Titan universe.  “So you are, like, the last people on the earth, being attacked by giant, man eating monsters and you want to go back?”  Mabel asks.  “You know,”  Armin says, scratching his head.  “That’s a good point.”  Hanji adjusts her glasses.  “Maybe we should just stay here and if the portal just happens to open again we could go back.”  Mabel jumps up.  “Yes!  Do you guys want to play a game or what?”  Dipper rolled her eyes as Mabel taught the inter-dimensional soldiers how to play Monopoly.  Once they got the hang of it, they ended up actually enjoying the game.  “Arlert!  If you don’t trade me Park Place right now, I swear to you!”  Levi shook his fist at the blonde.  “Fine.”  Armin held the card out to the Corporal.  Eren rolled the dice and counted out ten spaces, moving his tiny, metal top hat.  He landed on Boardwalk which was owned by Hanji and had a red hotel on it.  Eren looked down at his money and saw two twenty dollar bills.  “Guuuhhh!!!!”  He flipped the board.  “This game is dumb.”  Hanji fist pumped the air celebrating, she had the most money and property.  Levi was a close second.  He crossed his arms.  “Okay.  So that was fun. Heh.”  Dipper laughed.  Eren squinted at the younger boy.

Shingeki no Gravity Falls - Part Two


Mabel skipped down the hiking trail next to the curmudgeonly corporal.  Dipper walked alongside Armin and Hanji, trying to explain what he knew about the portal from his book.  Eren watched the girl as she kept trying to talk to Levi.  She was wearing a pink sweater with a bedazzled kitten on the front and Eren kept imagining the same sweater on the Corporal.  “This book is so cool!”  Armin flipped through Dipper’s book excitedly.  “Where did you fi- Agh!”  Armin tripped over the front step of the Mystery Shack, dropping Dipper’s book.  Hanji picked the book off of the ground and started flipping through the worn pages.  Armin brushed himself off.  “Dude.  Are you okay?”  A large man-child in cargo shorts stepped out of the shack carrying a broom.  “Whoa.  Who are all these dudes?  And why are they all in little uniforms?”  he asks.  Dipper introduces everyone.  “I think that there have been portals opening from other dimensions.”  Dipper explains.  Soos’ eyes widen.  “So you mean that guy really is THE goblin king?”  Jareth glared from inside the shack.  “Okaaay.  We’ll deal with him later.”  Dipper led the group inside and into the gift shop.  The shack was closed but Stan was in the gift shop, counting money in the register.  He looked up at the group.   “Kids, who are these weird looking teenagers and why are they all matching?”  “These are, um, friends.  We met them at the diner.”  Dipper laughed nervously.  Stan studied the group and shrugged.  “The blonde one needs a haircut.”  They moved quickly up the stairs to the twin’s room.  “Phew!”  Dipper said.  “So to open the portal and- Mabel! Will you stop flirting with Levi?!”  Armin and Eren snickered.  “But.”  She protested. Dipper glared.  “Stop.”  

Shingeki no Gravity Falls - Part One


“I will kill... Every...”  Eren tossed and mumbled in his sleep, a green leaf sticking to his cheek.  “Last...”  He snored.  “Eren!  Wake up!”  Armin shook his friend.  “Agh!”  Eren jumped up and started to reach for his twin swords out of habit but he found that they weren’t there.  “Where are we?”  Mikasa asked, standing up.  Armin shrugged, Eren rubbed his eyes.”  Mikasa readjusted the red scarf around her neck as Eren stood next to her.  “Mabel, come on!  I swear I saw the light flashing just a little further up there.”  The Shiganshina trio turned towards the voice to see two kids in strange clothes stepping through the trees.  The kids looked to be a bout twelve or thirteen, a boy and a girl.  The boy was studying a page in an old book and the girl rolled her eyes.  The boy looked up and his eyes widened.  Armin raised his hand and waved awkwardly.  “Uh, hi?”  The boy asked, tucking his book under his arm.  “Oh my gosh, I love your hair!”  The girl skipped towards Armin and batted her eyelashes.  “I’m Mabel!”  The blonde boy chuckled.  “Uh.  I’m Armin, that’s Mikasa and this is Eren.”  Mikasa and Eren mumbled greetings.  The boy introduced himself as Dipper Pines, the girl was apparently his twin sister.  “Do you know where we are?”  Mikasa asked, stone faced, stepping towards the brother and sister.  “This is Gravity Falls, doy!”  Mabel stepped closer to Armin and opened her mouth to speak again when there was a loud flash directly above the group and a scream.  A short guy with black hair fell through the sky followed by a woman with glasses who landed on top of the short one.  “What the?!  Ow!  Hanji!”  The short one screamed and pushed the woman off of him.  “Corporal?”  Eren asked as the trio stood at attention, Mabel blinked, and Dipper flipped frantically through his book.  “Can you tell me what the heck is going on, Jeager?!”  The short guy stood and glared at Eren.  Eren shrugged.  “Aha!”  Dipper jumped and pointed at his book.  “You guys came from a portal to another dimension!”  Mabel took the short guy’s hand as he glared at her.  “Welcome to Gravity Falls, beautiful stranger.  I’m Mabel.”  “Mabel.”  Dipper groaned.  The short guy shook his hand away from hers and looked down.  “Levi.”  He ignored the girl as she continued to stare at him.  “Does anyone know how to get us out of here?”  He looked at Armin.  “Come with us, I think we can reopen the portal tonight, but you can stay at the Shack until then.”  Dipper readjusted his hat and motioned towards the hiking trail.  A look of confusion passed over the group but they followed the boy.